CONSTANT VIGILANCE!: History is destroying history

cognitivedissonance:

Seriously.

Here’s how The History Channel works:

Launched in 1995, The History Channel spent quite a bit of time on World War II, leading to “The Hitler Channel” as a sarcastic moniker. Realizing Nazi Germany can only be so profitable, The History Channel…

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nedhepburn: nevver: Wistful Alien   “It’s been a good vacation,” said Alien, and he meant it, and he was surprised by that, and for once he wasn’t thinking about killing countless human beings as gorily as possible - he was thinking about enjoying a beer sunbathing by the pool next to his wife Kathleen, and hearing his kids laugh as they went down the water slide. Heck, he even liked talking to the young married couple from Denver who had recognized him “from those movies”. They’d bought him and Kathleen daiquiris. It had been a pleasant evening. Alien took a deep breath. He felt good. Maybe this was what his therapist talked about when she talked about ‘a clean slate’. Well, before he’d killed her, she had said that, he thought.  For once in a great long while, Alien thought nothing, and he stared off into the horizon from the back of the boat.  “I should really do this more often,” he said.  
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nedhepburn:

nevver:

Wistful Alien

  “It’s been a good vacation,” said Alien, and he meant it, and he was surprised by that, and for once he wasn’t thinking about killing countless human beings as gorily as possible - he was thinking about enjoying a beer sunbathing by the pool next to his wife Kathleen, and hearing his kids laugh as they went down the water slide. Heck, he even liked talking to the young married couple from Denver who had recognized him “from those movies”. They’d bought him and Kathleen daiquiris. It had been a pleasant evening. Alien took a deep breath. He felt good. Maybe this was what his therapist talked about when she talked about ‘a clean slate’. Well, before he’d killed her, she had said that, he thought. 
For once in a great long while, Alien thought nothing, and he stared off into the horizon from the back of the boat. 
“I should really do this more often,” he said.  

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