Try to imagine yourself in Dinosaur Land. You get your first look at this “six foot turkey” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like Boo - he’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not Yoshi. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, -swoosh-  from the other two Yoshi’s you didn’t even know were there. Because Yoshi’s a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he licks at you with this… a five foot retractable tounge, like a fly trap, in the middle of his face. He doesn’t bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say… no no. He lashes at you here… or here… or maybe across the belly, coiling like a snake. The point is… you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know… try to show a little respect.
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Try to imagine yourself in Dinosaur Land. You get your first look at this “six foot turkey” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like Boo - he’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not Yoshi. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, -swoosh-  from the other two Yoshi’s you didn’t even know were there. Because Yoshi’s a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he licks at you with this… a five foot retractable tounge, like a fly trap, in the middle of his face. He doesn’t bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say… no no. He lashes at you here… or here… or maybe across the belly, coiling like a snake. The point is… you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know… try to show a little respect.

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